ur just jealous cause i have abs

thedreamthieves:

sometimes i go into an ao3 ship tag and im like genuinely devastated by how fluffy all of it is. like. heartbroken about it.

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trandanthanh:

hydro-homies:

you’re not

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dilfbrigade:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

She (train chugging) on my (bicycle bell) till I (foghorn)

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owlservice:

zombies-aliens:

riben:

owlservice:

I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

They look so good

You have the best verification codes

I do what I can

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dzamie:

kimifeathers:

So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.

While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.

Victoria Crowned Pigeon! They are Large and do not fear visitors.

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yahahatism:

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients

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capitalismkillz:

poppyseed-dogthing:

matrixonvhsanddvd:

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

He would not fucking say that

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sreegs:

sreegs:

i recently found out my blog is being recommended to follow during new user registration and what i thought were bots were literally all minutes-old users

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